i am not good with computer

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farrahtales:

why do people make some desserts look like such intricate, beautiful, delicate little pieces of art when they’re intended for eating

I mean it’s gorgeous but

I am going to do filthy, sloppy things to it

I am going to shove it deep in my face hole

drench it in saliva

let it slide, eagerly, over my tongue and down my throat

before finally converting it into poop

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catelynstarking:

here is my cover letter, as it currently stands.

i’m not sure why i’m not getting any responses

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photographs of post-apocalyptic swimming pools by John Bennett

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jesus christ one 14-year-old with a “YOU MAD BRO?” shirt and another one with a “cool story bro, now make me a sandwich” shirt both next to me at bobby’s burger palace. brb kill self

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brutastro:

oH MY GOD

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